When your paperwork feels endless and your patience wears thin, this coffee won't let you down — unlike that one heir who swore they'd "get right on it." The Probate: This is Going to Take A While Blend is a robust, medium-dark roast that embraces the richness of baker's chocolate, caramelized sugar, and the kind of warm spice you wish you could add to family dynamics.
Sourced ethically from Central America and roasted with the care your relatives pretend to show when they ask, "How's the estate coming along?" this blend offers the deep body and bold flavor you need to slog through the labyrinth of probate — or any other bureaucratic headache life throws your way. It’s perfect whether you're sipping it hot while sorting paperwork or cold-brewing it as you chill through those waiting periods that seem to last forever.
Available in whole bean or ground — because some things should be ground down quickly. Roasted in the USA, unlike that family feud that's been brewing since the Carter administration.
Features:
• Size: 12oz (340g) – enough to fuel multiple rants.
• Roast Level: Medium-dark – like the humor you develop mid-probate.
• Flavor Profile: Baker's chocolate, caramelized sugar, warm spice, caramel, and dark chocolate – complexity you can actually enjoy.
• Brewing Methods: Drip, French press, Moka Pot, percolator, or cold brew – because something in your life should be flexible.
• Sourcing: Ethically sourced through B Corp certified suppliers – no ethical ambiguities here!
• Roasted in the USA: By experts who know quality, consistency, and that sometimes life just... drags on.
Grab a cup and remember: Unlike probate, this coffee won't leave you bitter.
