Licensed to Embalm T-Shirt

This tee brings a darkly funny inside joke to the people who live and work in funeral care. Short, bold text reads “licensed to embalm,” a cheeky badge of professional pride that’s delivered with deadpan humor. It settles into the daily rhythm of on-call shifts and chapel prep—soft against long hours, durable through frequent washing, and simple enough to layer under a scrub jacket or wear at an industry gathering. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks a knowing grin in the break room and lightens tense moments while still nodding to the seriousness of the work.

Worn by embalmers, mortuary techs, and funeral directors who appreciate gallows humor, this tee feels like a small, private signal to colleagues and friends. Use it at staff meetings, continuing education days, trade shows, or casual after-shift hangs. The tone is wry and respectful—funny without being flippant—so it sits comfortably among the tools and routines of the trade.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, year-round feel
- Durable, smooth fabric ideal for crisp printing
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline that keeps its shape
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner look
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors