Dealing with probate? Light this candle instead. With a calming blend of White Sage + Lavender, it’s like a deep breath in the middle of a bureaucratic nightmare. Whether you’re sorting through paperwork or just need a moment to scream into the void, this candle reminds you that peace of mind can’t be notarized.
Note: Candle displays full "F*CK" word.
Product Features:
Scent Notes: Fiery cinnamon, soothing vanilla, and just a whiff of the most complicated process you've ever dealt with.
Burn Time: Shorter than the probate process, and way more satisfying.
Made with eco-friendly, vegan, and natural ingredients for a clean burn
Amber glass jar offers a reusable, stylish addition to your decor
Available in six captivating scents to match any mood or season
Meets ASTM safety standards for worry-free enjoyment
Handmade in the USA using globally sourced materials
Care instructions
Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
